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Piqué Insults Arbeloa ‘The Funnel’ in the Heart of Madrid!

Former Barcelona player Gerard Piqué has targeted Real Madrid coach Álvaro Arbeloa as part of his latest controversial marketing campaign for La Liga.

In a famous 2015 interview, Arbeloa said, “One day I’ll see Piqué in a comedy club talking about Madrid,” to which Piqué replied, “Arbeloa claims to be my friend, but he’s just someone I know. He’s a coaching funnel.”

Today, a huge banner appeared on Gran Vía in Madrid, bearing the message: “We’re not very well known, but we will be.”

The message seems innocent on the surface, but it carries a clear and direct reference: the word “conocidos” (well known) has the “cono” part highlighted in bold, which means “funnel” in Spanish.

According to Marca, La Liga recorded chants during Real Madrid’s recent 2-0 victory over Valencia that included: “You’re a scumbag, Arbeloa, you’re a scumbag.”

Piqué often leverages his playing career to promote La Liga, for example, previously used a photo of himself with Neymar, captioned “I’m staying at Barcelona,” before the Brazilian star ultimately joined Paris Saint-Germain in 2017.